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It hurt.
Pain seared through your body, as if a thousand red hot pokers burned your skin at once. The feeling of a thousand needles entering your body and being pushed deeper covered you from head to toe, Yourself trying desperately to beat out yourself, failing in the attempt to do so.
The pain increased now, as if your on body was being consumed by the very depths of hell that you now had entered, Your body screaming in pain, Signals traveling up and down the spinal cord at lightning speed to your brain in a desperate attempt for it to try and save yourself.
But there was no saving yourself now. Your own body was starting to give up on you, Organs shutting down in a desperate attempt at life, A life that was being snuffed out before it could even start again.
Blackness encroached on your vision as the red, whites, yellows, and oranges filled the centered portion of it. Your Systems shutting down one by one intill none was left running but the brain it self.
As you crumpled to the gro
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Kickin Mud
Kickin' up mud
Mud Sprayed along the ground, Splattering along the ground in large clumps of mud and grass as it was tossed through the air with the skull of a high school passer along the field. The air filled with the sound of splattering mud and water.
The only way I ride
I keep it jacked up
I got some big tires

Large trucks passed through the mud, Their tires grabbing hold of the damp Earth and tossing it out o their way as they blasted along the mud hole, The ground giving way to their size and sheer determination.
And if you don't like it then
Y'all can kiss my country ass

The trucks hooted and laughed as they pushed themselves further and further along the mud trails, each time trying to out do the last one in style and sheer deepness of the mud. The grinned as their bodies where splattered with Earth, Giving a hoot with each large splash as a truck would enter the pit.
Big truck, big tires
Slangin' mud to the sky
Living low, riding high
Kickin' up mud in
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                                     Short Story Written by:Saleen
Rain and wind battered around the area, whipping up mist and foam in the turbulent sea. The wind howled and roared as it whipped over the ocean peaks, Spitting out Spray along the ocean and along this lone vessel.
The cold wind and water, whipped the vessel, tipping and turning it along the ocean like a cheap bath toy. The Weight on deck causing unbalancing as it turned and twisted into the unforgiving and unwelcoming sea.
Soft beeps ec
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Mana-Renee-King Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014
Hey babe
TranssexualJesus Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Student Artist
Why hello there
anon776 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013
Hello, I am sorry to bother you on your "down time", but MicroWiki is getting a little quiet. I would like to know if you or the President of your nation, The Federated States of Antarctica, plan to become active again anytime soon. Thank you, and have a good day. 
Sincerely, President Ivan Ezekiel Abernathy Jr. Of Huro-Atlantica
ServantOfDeath Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I Remember your icon gave me a dang seizure once!
TranssexualJesus Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Student Artist
Wouldn't doubt it
TeddyGlitter Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I worship you on dAmn it... :iconworshipplz:
floridapanther28 Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
u are my savior thank u
Skoryx Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Seizure Jesus.
Deus-Ex-Nebrae Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Student Artist
You're a shark. you don't fool me.
Haujustexploded Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay, what is up with your other accounts signature saying "The worst artist on DA" with a link to my DA account? I know your a damn troll but dude you don't even know me. Seriously?
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